Freedom Day
For beleaguered
residents of Leamington living in studentified streets isn't 1st August the real Freedom Day, for a short while at least?
Yes, it's that glorious time when HMO contracts finish and we have a month until the next lot move in.
Freedom
to sit in our gardens without a background of culturally appropriated
music, yelling into phones and general braying by the entitled youths
who represent the country's future.
Freedom to not have our sleep disturbed by shiftless transients who don't get up the next day til their pizza delivery arrives.
Freedom
to watch landlords listlessly poke around doing and spending the
absolute bare minimum to get their dilapidated hovels/licenses to print
money ready for the next lot.
Freedom to write therapeutic emails like this!
Paul